Wired: The Onion’s designed website now has infinite scrolling, so, according to the satirical news organization, you can “ignore any impulse to eat, drink, or sleep, instead devoting all your time and energy to scrolling further and further and further.” It also flags recommended content to assist “dimwitted, incompetent and effectively brainless” readers. And in preparation for the soon-to-launch Onion Studios, the site designers “completely redefined the online video experience” by creating more video channels.